Hey, early birds and not-so-morning people! Ever wake up feeling like you need a pep talk but don’t want it to sound like a Shakespearean play? Well, you’re in luck! In this blog post, we’re serving up a plate of morning motivation with a side of humor. Get ready for a hilarious dose of quotes that’ll kickstart your day and have you laughing all the way to the pap or coffee maker!
1. Coffee: Because Adulting is Hard Without It.
Let’s face it, adulting can be a wild ride. But fear not! With the magical powers of coffee, you can conquer anything. So, grab that mug and show the day who’s boss. If you’re not a coffee or tea type of person, then maybe you should reheat that egusi soup and pound on it with fufu so that you’ll get all the strength you’d be needing to kickstart your day.
2. Morning Person: Noun. One Who Doesn’t Exist Before Noon.
If you’re not a morning person, welcome to the club. We don’t have meetings because, well, it’s too early. Embrace the fact that you’re a nocturnal superhero, saving your best self for the afternoon.
3. Dress like you’re already famous. Even if it’s just to the grocery store.
Who says you can’t rock that red carpet look while picking up eggs and milk? Strut through the grocery store like it’s your personal runway. Fame might be one avocado away! Even if it’s just to buy noodles at Iya Chukwudi’s shop, please dress very very nice! Search your wardrobe, and put on something elegant. For my single sisters, you never can tell if that’s when Mr. Right would eventually locate you. So look good, okay?
4. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Life advice: smile. Not only because it’s contagious but also because dental work is expensive. So, flaunt those pearly whites while you can! Believe me, you don’t want to know how much it costs to work on your dentals, or the battle you might face while they’re trying to pull out a bad tooth just because you failed to smile. So start your day with a smile.
5. Exercise in the morning before your brain figures out what you’re doing.
The early bird gets the worm, or in this case, the treadmill. Sneak in a workout before your brain realizes it’s not on vacation anymore. It’s a win-win situation! Go out, stretch your body, jog if you can; just make sure you do some form of exercise in the morning. Even when you don’t have the strength to exercise, just go out in the morning with your nice sportwear so that people will see and notice you. You can’t keep hiding all that beauty at home. Go out jhoor!
6. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.
Feeling small and insignificant? Just remember, even the tiniest creatures can make an impact. Take that, self-doubt! Mosquitoes that don’t have respect. They’ll just be singing in your ears anyhow, especially at night. If mosquitoes can make a difference, you too, alongside with the Young Christian Workers (YCW), can make a difference. YCW!!! – The difference is you.
7. I’m not a morning person or a night owl. I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
Pigeons get a bad rap, but let’s be honest – they’re onto something. Embrace your inner exhausted pigeon and navigate the day with a casual strut. We know some days get you so exhausted and weak, but learn to pick yourself up together and push through your daily activities. You’ll survive, don’t fret.
8. Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans. Coffee and swallow helps with both.
Life can be unpredictable, and plans often go out the window. But fear not! Coffee is the trusty sidekick that’ll help you tackle whatever life throws your way. Same with swallow – have you noticed how you get so strong and active after finishing a delicious bowl of soup with your favorite swallow? For the coffee, remember not to take too much coffee. Just a little bit will do. You need to stay so ready and active for your morning motivation.
9. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Timing is everything. If you’re not the early bird, no worries. Be the savvy second mouse who knows how to score some cheese without the morning hustle. Most remote workers lean towards being the savvy second mouse. They only get out of bed when early birds must have gotten up and chirped out to work – that is how their morning motivation works.
10. Today’s goal: Keep the tiny humans alive.
If you’re a parent, this is your daily mantra. Sometimes, just keeping the tiny humans alive is a monumental achievement. Pat yourself on the back – you’re doing great! It’s not easy to look after children. Just keep nurturing and taking care of them. You’d be glad you did in the nearest future when they grow up to be great individuals.
So that’s a wrap, morning warriors! This morning motivation is sure to help you start your day off right. Kickstart your day with a sprinkle of humor and a dash of motivation. Remember, life is too short to take seriously, so laugh a little, smile a lot, and conquer the day like the rockstar you are! ☀️😄🚀
I hope your morning starts off beautiful, and you have a wonderful day ahead. Be very certain that you can achieve anything you want once you put your mind towards it, and of course once you start your day off right. Share this post to your friends today, and subscribe so that you will get free posts in your email.
